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		<title>The Holiday Letter That Wasn&#8217;t</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 07:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been plagued by guilt the last few days for not getting around to doing an annual holiday photo of the kids.  You would think that I would just buck up and snap a few photos and get on with it already, rather than continue to torture myself by the fact that there will one [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mysillymonkeys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14317075&amp;post=2123&amp;subd=mysillymonkeys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>But Betty Never Laughs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 03:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized, the laundry basket is always empty. She&#8217;s always well dressed, hair done. She never swears and behaves gracefully in all situations and under all circumstances. She has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mysillymonkeys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14317075&amp;post=2082&amp;subd=mysillymonkeys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Honey, The Car Seems to be Missing.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 00:14:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I reached for my robe as I threw my legs over the side of the bed.  It was early, Addison was still sleeping soundly, and I silently cursed Patrick for the noise he was making in our foyer.  As I tied the sash around my waist, I heard him open and close the front door [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mysillymonkeys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14317075&amp;post=1983&amp;subd=mysillymonkeys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yikes!  Now The Oil Guy Saw Me Naked!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 06:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You would think I would have learned my lesson the day Hayden threw the front door open for the UPS guy to find me sprawled, literally, butt naked on the tile floor in front of him (oh, you didn&#8217;t read that post?! Click HERE).  Or maybe when the landscapers all stood outside my window gawking [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mysillymonkeys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14317075&amp;post=1952&amp;subd=mysillymonkeys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Irrational Fears are Now Life for So Many</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 01:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I arrived in Kailua/Kona the afternoon after the tsunami did.  Thank God for that.  I should have been on Mauai the night it hit, but another flight attendant asked if I would trade trips with her.  Since her trip was shorter than my own I jumped at the chance to spend more time at home [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mysillymonkeys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14317075&amp;post=1939&amp;subd=mysillymonkeys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Tried So Hard to Love You, But This Time it&#8217;s Really, Really Over.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 02:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our relationship started out so steamy &#8212; all hearts aflutter and short of breath.  So hot and sweaty, with racing pulse and and soaring hopes.  In the beginning, I fully believed we would be together forever, that our relationship would only grow stronger with time.  And yet, anyone who knows me could see the writing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mysillymonkeys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14317075&amp;post=1921&amp;subd=mysillymonkeys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Can Pretty Much Guarantee that Puddle You&#8217;re Standing in isn&#8217;t Water</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2011 22:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate public restrooms.  Hate them.  I avoid them as much as possible. Want to know what I hate even more than public restrooms?  Airplane Lavs.  Yep.  Hate them.  Would rather end up with a kidney infection than use one of those.  They are disgusting.  Period.  I mean, puh-lease, just take a moment to think [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mysillymonkeys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14317075&amp;post=1900&amp;subd=mysillymonkeys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Not Gonna Happen.  Not Yet, Anyway.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 06:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve a lot of catching up to do.  Between losing a St. Bernard over the Thanksgiving holiday (I mean seriously, how does such a huge, slobbering bundle of untethered energy just vanish?!) and the Christmas tree that could have ended my marriage (a yearly tradition); taking to the skies again after 6 years of my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mysillymonkeys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14317075&amp;post=1894&amp;subd=mysillymonkeys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Mommy!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 17:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Halloween has come and gone, but the candy still lingers.  You would think that I could exercise at least a smidgen of self-control, but no such luck.  Read on&#8230;. 7am this morning: “Mommy, what are you eating?” “Uh, nothing.” (As chocolate crumbs fall from my mouth) “But Mommy, what’s in your mouth?” “Toast, honey. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mysillymonkeys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14317075&amp;post=1853&amp;subd=mysillymonkeys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Round One of Trick or Treating &#8212; Done!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 20:58:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We woke up yesterday morning to beautiful blue sky.  The leaves are finally starting to really turn here, and the sky made the most brilliant background for their crisp autumn colors.  The temperatures are still fairly mild, and a long sleeved shirt is all one needs to stay comfortable.  It was the perfect sort of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mysillymonkeys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14317075&amp;post=1835&amp;subd=mysillymonkeys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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